Spam o Spam, how I love thee
You come in a can, don't grow on a tree
You're mostly ham
You come from the store
You're mostly meat
I think you're neat.
Backwords you're mapS
But you're fine like you are
You come home from the store
In the back of the car.
Spam, O Spam
How graceful thou art
You traverse the store
In a shopping cart.
Spam, O Spam
How I love thee
I think you are
Mighty Tasty.
-Written and edited Adam C. Kierstead.
-Special thanks to the good people at Hormel Foods.
*Applause*